WOE IS ME

MY DS GOT STOLEN

FUCK

SHIT

CRAPFUCK

CRAPPITYFUCKSHITHELLASSCOCKDAMMIT

Merry Christmas Aftermath!

Hello all!

I'm a lazy cow, so my blog is a little behind. Sorry about that.

Anywho, merry miscelanious religious festivals.

Time to go play DDR for hours on end to burn off all the flab that the holidays have left me with.

I also got a DS! Whoooo. The last black one in the store, mind you. How's that for destiny. THE UNIVERSE WANTED ME TO HAVE ONE.

"The lone wolf cries inside the child..."

XD.

Linky linky.

(Don't tell charlotte!)

"As sharp as a page of Oscar Wilde witisisms, rolled into a point, covered in lemon juice and stabbed into someones eye"

I know that title is a tad excessive, but i've been itching to use that quote :D 2 hours of Red Dwarf was good for something.

I HAVE TEH CRAMPS FROM HELLLL. And i've got no pills. RAWR.

:D I'm gonna go describe my pain in excruciating detail to some males. "It's like someones playing tug of war with my falopian tube!"

Charli- Tubes. It's tubes.
Bex- Is not!
Charli- Is too!
Bex *asks random male next to Charli*
*Does not recieve answer*

"Is his hubris humorous? Hardly"

This comic owns your soul.

My halloween went by peacefully. In other words i spent the whole time playing the sims. :D Someone made an adorable set of Lock, guy-whos-name-i-can't-recall and barrel from Nightmare before Christmas statues cloned off gnomes though. And some pumpkins. My sims had a rockin' good time this halloween :D

Hmm. I've got nothing to say, so i'm gonna throw out a shitload of random links for your enjoyment. In fact. Lets make it a day. First of every month is now random link day! Whoo! Let the festivities begin! *Is off to change the lyrics to popular christmas carols and instigate some lawsuits*

Smartania- Non-stop hilarity. Check out the anime thumbnail theatre.
Digital perversion- Liegenschonheit's (spell?) site. Hawt beyond belief.
Manic attraction- Because i like to repeat myself.

"Rock out, cocks out, power of the WANG!"

^ XD Charlotte'll get it. Team wang FTW.

If you aren't charlotte, clicky clicky.

Since we're getting kicked out, that's all i have time for.

"It can eat ants all day!

"It starts with an A,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!
It ends with a K,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!
It's not easy to say,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!
But we'll try anyway,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!

It can eat ants all day,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!
It lives in LA,
AARDVARK, AARDVARK!
*we don't know the rest of the words*
AARDVARK
AARDVARK!"


In other news, evboard has gone paid subscribers only. Although i try to keep it PG here at the Emporium, but it has to be said-

THIS SUCKS THE COCK.

That is all.